At most jobs you are required to have certain skills sets or various other things. There is one job, however, that it is required not to have certain things. This wonderful job I'm talking about is, of course, being a quarterback on the Tennessee Titans. There is only one real requirement for this job, and that's the ability to throw in the general direction of men who can't catch. If you can do that, you could very well climb up the Titan's depth chart and soon be starting!
Your biggest competitor is pretty obvious. Current starting Titans quarterback Vince Young. He can throw the ball fairly far, and his main asset is his ability to just win games. If you somehow make it on the Titans roster, you need to tell coach Jeff Fisher that you too can win games. Now the best way to beat out Vince Young is by simply out smarting him. You see, Vince Young was born without a brain. On top of his lack of a cerebellum, Vince Young is apparently a fan of Morrisey. When you're trying to over take Young on the depth chart, all you really need to do is tell him Morrisey is coming to town on Thursday.
